The Biggest Losers . . .

Newt Gingrich is scheduled to appear on the O'Reilly Factor (Fox News Channel) at 8pm EST. This conflicts with the season premier of NBC's "The Biggest Loser." There's a simple solution here . . . (even obvious, given Newt's prominent girth).

P.S. Newt Watchers (hehe) . . . he'll also be on Hannity & Colmes tomorrow (9pm EST).

Attack of the bunnies . . .

Lots & lots of bunnies . . .

2008

"Commander in Chief" debuts soon, but what the White House Project doesn't tell you . . . they've had hats printed since (at least) 2000 that read simply "2008." (Trusted White House Project interns have verified this info). Um, Hillary anyone?

The HHS: Giving your personal information away, one insurance company at a time!

HHS Secretary Mike Leavitt today selected 16 commissioners to serve on the American Health Information Community (the Community), a federally-chartered commission charged with advising the Secretary on how to make health information digital and interoperable. The work of the Community will help the country achieve the President's goal of having most Americans using interoperable electronic health records within 10 years. Patients, doctors,hospitals and insurance companies will have access to vital and confidentiality-protected medical information immediately and efficiently, helping to reduce medical errors, improve quality, lower costs and eliminate paperwork hassle.

Martha, Martha, Martha . . .

To promote Martha Stewart's new show, NBC has a series of ads out . . . they read simply: "Martha Unsifted."
We've imagined a few (optional) ads that are probably sitting in a heap on the marketing room floor:
"Martha Cracked"
"Martha Baked"
"Martha Boiled"
"Martha Grilled"
"Martha Uncooked"
"Martha Raw"
"Martha Dipped"
"Martha Flaming"
And our personal favorites . . . "Martha Stuffed" & "Martha Basted"

(Oh, oh, oh . . . how about "Martha Canned"!)

Just In: Mississippi feeling left out

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Just In: Louisiana is pissed

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Just In: Bush to address the nation on Thursday

The White House has announced that President Bush will address the nation on Thursday (9/15) @ 9pm (EST) . . . he'll be delivering his address from Louisiana.

To: King George - From: The Bony Man

"Everything on earth is soon forgotten, except the opinion we leave imprinted on history." - N. Bonaparte

The temps near 90, but there's still some frost on the window . . .

A little something for the political week ahead . . .

“Nature within her inmost self divides
To trouble men with having to take sides.”
-Robert Frost

The Morning Java Jolt

Katherine Harris cruisin' in her $77,000 Beemer, oh baby, baby . . . The Hill

Kaaaa bbbooooommmm . . . WaPo

I've always been kinda "skilled at disasters" too! WaPo

"Towering columns of black smoke and flames could be seen across much of southern Los Angeles Count" . . . so, what else is new? LA Times

But, the more important question is . . . can we still rent Mustangs? BBC

And now . . . for the "Mr. Roberts Neighborhood Watch" . . . Bull Shit!