Martha, Martha, Martha . . .

To promote Martha Stewart's new show, NBC has a series of ads out . . . they read simply: "Martha Unsifted."
We've imagined a few (optional) ads that are probably sitting in a heap on the marketing room floor:
"Martha Cracked"
"Martha Baked"
"Martha Boiled"
"Martha Grilled"
"Martha Uncooked"
"Martha Raw"
"Martha Dipped"
"Martha Flaming"
And our personal favorites . . . "Martha Stuffed" & "Martha Basted"

(Oh, oh, oh . . . how about "Martha Canned"!)