Ok, so actually . . . Apple filed for this in March of 2004, but it's just hitting C-NET. We think . . . that G5 Powerbook might be getting closer, and it's gonna be LOADED!
For the record . . . Wonkette had the best commentary to this story: "John Ellis Bush, 21, son of Jeb, nephew of George and close-falling apple was arrested in Austin early Friday for -- wait for it.... wait for it.... -- public intoxication. Oh, and resisting arrest. According to reports, young John was "a danger to himself." Just wait a few election cycles and he'll be a danger to the country. Unfortunately, you can't arrest anyone for that."
Favorite spelling mistake (spotted at a gas station): "Change Belts & Hoes - $19.95" (SAC think: "Belts & Hoes" would make a great name for a bar)
Favorite "oops" (spotted on 1-95): The flashing sign advising motorists to call an 800# to report "Terrorist Tips" was malfunctioning . . . it only flashed, "Report Terrorist Tips." (SAC think: um, ok . . . first you'll need a pipe and some fertilizer)