Monday, September 12, 2005

Humor . . . in the post-WWII era

I heard a funny parlay between Bob Hope and Irving Berlin The two men had flown to Europe to entertain the airmen . . . the joke went something like this:
Hope: Welcome to Berlin, uh . . . Mr. Berlin.
Berlin: Oh, my name’s not Berlin Bob, it’s Jones.
Hope: Why’s that?
Berlin: I changed it.
Hope: Well, why's that?
Berlin: It seems to me a safer name.
Hope: Ehh, go on . . .
Berlin: Well, it seems that anything with the name Berlin runs the risk of getting subdivided.

(Ok, my rendition of this conversation lacks the fluidity and timing of the two masters, but I’ve done something for remembrance).

Decreasing the "Surplus Population" . . . Scrooge style.

Yours truly, Silence Dogood, went to, well . . . "do good" the other day. After making my donation to the Red Cross and dropping off several bags of clothes/shoes to the Salvation Army (which, if you haven't done so yet - SHAME ON YOU!) . . . I went to donate a few shopping bags full of non-perishable items.

My non-perishables were turned down by the local Food Bank and the local Fire Depts. Why? Apparently, Food Banks in my particular metro-city area have had waves of Food Bank poisonings. (People donating food that's been deliberately poisoned). Traditionally most of this food goes directly to the homeless, so . . . draw your own conclusions.

Eclipse


I remember when you said
that the shadows mark the day.
Each moment passes blackness
as a stream of light gives way.

Clock chimes are victorious
over this sickly chapel bell.
The rhythm of our nature beats
as Vergil ascends to hell.

Now I wander in the desert
searching for what I thought had died.
The classic sun with gleaming rays
Damns you that you’ve lied.

A few thoughts on the "Right to Privacy" (you may have heard about it lately)

The complexity of one’s constitutional right to privacy often makes for a tedious mockery of the judicial system. All things that are private are not within the confines or control of the state. Yet, who is to say what is and is not private? Abortion appears to fall squarely between the two extremes of the privacy issue. Either a woman’s body is entirely her own, or it is entirely the state’s. This statement assumes that in the beginning a woman was the keeper of her own person: neither man nor God held dominion over her body. Second, this statement assumes that as long as the institution of the state has existed, it has sought some control over a woman’s body. Abortion, like no other topic, has exacerbated the division between state-controlled matters and private matters. Can a mean be found that does not violate a woman’s right to personal choice and the state’s charge to protect its citizens?
Three court cases exemplify the diverse nature of the abortion debate: Griswold v. Connecticut, Roe v. Wade, and Webster v. Reproductive Health Services. Each case in context deals closely with the adjudication of the right to privacy by the courts. The Fourteenth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution (the Due Process Clause) is the link that brings all of these cases together. In the Supreme Court’s ruling in Griswold v. Connecticut, Justice Douglas announced that the case, which dealt with the dissemination of contraceptive information, “concerns a relationship lying within the zone of privacy created by several fundamental constitutional guarantees” (391 U.S. 145). This pronouncement by Douglas set the tone for what has developed into an arduous and multifaceted debate throughout the nation – is the right to seek an abortion a private and “fundamental constitutional guarantee?”
Abortion has always been a very public issue despite its private subject matter. The Supreme Court’s ruling on abortion is in line with a history that spans centuries and shrouds every aspect of human conduct – from misconceptions regarding women to the precious nature of human life. Sex, the backbone to the abortion issue, is political. Americans are especially infatuated with all aspects of the sexual spectrum because of a long and complex history of sexual repression and freedom. Throughout the entirety of American history one can observe that women are told their respective place does not involve the public circle. Men took on the burden of deliberating and legislating away many of the fundamental issues women have long held to be intrinsically linked to their person. Among these issues lies abortion, which has grown to involve more than just a fetus and a woman. Abortion is politics, sex, controversy, science, mystery, religion, and control.
Before the 1800’s abortion laws brought over from England and covered under common law practices were “interpreted by the local courts of the new American states” (Mohr 1978). The traditionally held breakpoint between a simple abortion procedure and an offensive and prosecutable crime is quickening. Quickening is “the first perception of fetal movement by the pregnant woman herself” (Mohr 1978). “Before quickening, actions that had the effect of terminating what turned out to have been an early pregnancy were not considered criminal under the common law in effect in England and the United States in 1800” (Mohr 1978). Religion and antiquity continue to be major contributing forces behind the rules regarding abortion. In Roe v. Wade the Supreme Court relied upon fetal viability to set up feasible limitations regarding the state’s “legitimate interest in potential life” (410 U.S. 113). A fetus is not viable outside of the womb until the respiratory and circulatory systems are sufficiently developed to handle oxygen. This level of fetal development does not occur until well after the first trimester date set by Roe v. Wade. However, Webster v. Reproductive Health Services, which followed the Roe v. Wade decision, limits the time span to twenty weeks. After a period of twenty weeks, the states may forbid an abortion because, as the court argues, there is “no limitation on a State’s authority to make a value judgment favoring child-birth over abortion” (492, U.S. 490).

Who is John, er . . . Roberts?

Ayn Rand and the news networks want to know! If you have any insights . . . please call Ted Kennedy: 202.224.4543

Sea Fever




I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by.
And the wheel's kick and the wind's song and the white sails shaking,
And a gray mist on the sea's face and a gray dawn breaking.
(Thank you John Masefield)

Observation #1:

Why is it that the lady at the gym who spends an hour on the stairmaster everday . . . always takes the elevator to her 2nd floor apartment? I bet she doesn't carpool either.

Bible Liable (a ditty)

Antique book with sacred smell,
thou art a timely wonder.
Pages pressed with greatness tell,
of man's own blessed blunder.