The Afternoon Afflatus . . .

Silence Dogood visits the gym once a day (damn this 18th century food and 21st century lifestyle!) . . . anyway, the iPod goes on and the TV gets switched to "Closed-Captioning." Closed-Captioning can be an endless source of amusement.
Today's best Closed-Captioning boo-boos included:

Due Process Clause = Due Process Claws (see photo)

Road Rage = Road Wage (nice alternative)

President Bush = President Tush (still trying to figure out if that was an unintentional error)

Visions of security danced in their heads . . .

Press release title: "Leading House Democrats to Release National Security Vision" . . . um, little late? Anyway, the grand unvieling of the so-called "vision" will take place tomorrow (9/15) @ 2pm EST. I'm sure you'll all be just glued to C-SPAN.