Ode to Karl Rove . . . and other great Bush poems! (Just $19.95, payable in one easy campaign contribution)

Ode to Karl Rove:

Rove, Rove, row your boat Forcefully through choppy Washington seas,
Oh, and thanks for taking so much time
To help my friends the Saudis.

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It's Tough Being the Most Powerful Man Who Ever Lived:

Dick and Don and Condi Rice And sometimes a throw of dice.
Having so much help at hand certainly is nice.
Mom and Dad and mostly God,
If I ever had to think things out myself it would certainly feel odd.