The (lesser) Headlines:

Bill would permit collection of DNA from people who have been arrested

Another stock scandal (yawn) . . .
Feds, SEC investigate Sen. Frist's stock sale

This is only news if, well . . . he dies this time.
Cheney has another operation

House hearing targets leakers

Also . . . some people died in Iraq. There are major war protests blocking traffic in DC. The IMF and World Bank are holding a "big meeting." A blast at a Hamas meeting killed 15. And . . . (of course) levees are again bursting in New Orleans and Rita is bearing down on LA and TX.